I know santa isnt real..

1. a very very big knife
2. a cookbook by a british guy that has a cockney accent
3. a leatherbound book
   
4. cheat codes for life
5. a car notably yugo or datsun
6. a one way ticket to alaska
7. ps3 mofos!
8. long hair again
9. the ability to control time
10. a job at a cafe or bookstore
11. the chance to change the world
12. my own place
    
13. adella bahar to stay in indonesia for the holidays :

i know im not getting anything a christmas... cause i just noticed. i wasnt a good person this year